oh, you’re praying to God? he’s not gonna fuck you you know
nohohankerotomania-deactivated2:
texting straight female friends: good morning beautiful☀️ where’s your gorgeous face ?! hope you had a wonderful sleep
texting lesbians: it’s throw bowling balls down the stairs day U better be game
texting male friends: gonna beat you to death with a pillowcase of hammers Wyd rn
i think men are too emotional to own websites
Ice delivery man in Houston, TX circa 1920 Check this blog!
why did he eat this
a second bumblebee has hit the twin flowers
do you think it'll all be okay?
Anonymousyeah. even if it won’t i’ve got people to love in the meantime
this page from hasbro’s 2005 site aged EXTREMELY well
i need to get more masc so i can present feminine
who’s packing me lunch
Spongebutch leatherpants
College should cost two dollars and then when you graduate everyone apologizes for wasting your time
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I saw this song paired with this image on 4chan once and I couldn’t stop laughing about it that afternoon
OHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD JESUS FUCKIN G CHRIST
after work celebrational drinking
